05 October 2008

Ode to the "Entertainer" at Murphy's

To end a week that whipped my tail
We head to Murphy's for music and ale
Your guitar playing is fine
And you sing a good rhyme
But your non-stop, lame jokes? ==> Total FAIL.


Mike said...

How much did you have to drink before you wrote this? Attemted iambic pentameter could be a new test.

That guy must have really been bad.


What's the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism

Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
They need a map

lacochran said...

Mike: You're a riot, Alice. In your honor:


Kristen said...

Drunken rhyming is the bestest!

I'm not drunk so I won't attempt it.

lacochran said...

Kristen: There's once was a man from Nantucket...

Jon said...

I myself would have used the term "epic fail" instead of "total fail"... it just sounds better.

nice limerick though - were you talking about Murphy's on 24th?? If yes then you reminded me to write my post about why there needs to be so many irish bars in DC...

lacochran said...

Jon: Everyone's a critic. Murphy's on King Street. There sure are lots and lots of Irish bars in DC and the surrounding metro area. Have at it.