To end a week that whipped my tail
We head to Murphy's for music and ale
Your guitar playing is fine
And you sing a good rhyme
But your non-stop, lame jokes? ==> Total FAIL.
05 October 2008
Ode to the "Entertainer" at Murphy's
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How much did you have to drink before you wrote this? Attemted iambic pentameter could be a new test.
That guy must have really been bad.
HEY -
What's the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
Vagitarian
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
Klondike
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
They need a map
Mike: You're a riot, Alice. In your honor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPz-j3bfq3E
Drunken rhyming is the bestest!
I'm not drunk so I won't attempt it.
Kristen: There's once was a man from Nantucket...
I myself would have used the term "epic fail" instead of "total fail"... it just sounds better.
nice limerick though - were you talking about Murphy's on 24th?? If yes then you reminded me to write my post about why there needs to be so many irish bars in DC...
Jon: Everyone's a critic. Murphy's on King Street. There sure are lots and lots of Irish bars in DC and the surrounding metro area. Have at it.
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