Email message I, and everyone else in the organization, received:
"THERE IS CAKE IN THE TRAINING FACILITY. COME HAVE A SLICE OF YELLOW CAKE! ENOUGH TO SATISFY THAT SWEET TOOTH."
What the author of the message couldn't possibly know was what a yellow fiend I am!
Whenever somebody says, "Hey, how about we order cake?" I respond, "Only if it's my favorite flavor: yellow!"
Because I crave the yellow. Yellow is the best. MUST HAVE YELLOW!
This reminds me of an aunt that used to always say to the waiter in any Chinese restaurant, "Does it have brown sauce on it? I don't want brown sauce."