- Not girly.
- Not all flash.
- Designed with intelligence.
- Tight turning radius.
- Agile and responsive.
- Able to go from 0 to 60 (or 70 or 80) or 60 to 0 in the blink of an eye.
- Doesn't get all shaky and fall apart if I push the envelope.
- Dependably consistent.
- Not jerky.
Not too much to ask, now is it? It took me a long time to get clear on that but I am.
So, yeah, non-negotiable. You say I'm spoiled. I say I'm clear on objectives. Tomato, tomahto.
Wait, did somebody just call me a tomato? I hate it when I get objectified like that.