22 July 2008

It's the End of the World As We Know It--R.E.M.


Dear Insider,
In a few days The Cheesecake Factory will announce a very special offer in honor of our 30th anniversary. However, as is customary at the Insider's Table, we wanted to share the news with you first!
What's all the excitement about?
On Wednesday, July 30, Cheesecake Factory restaurants nationwide will offer every delicious slice of our more than 30 varieties of cheesecake for $1.50 per slice - just like we did when we opened our first restaurant back in 1978!
It's no coincidence that Wednesday, July 30, also happens to be National Cheesecake Day. After all, what better time to enjoy the cheesecake you absolutely love! As you know, sharing is part of the fun at The Cheesecake Factory so feel free to share the news about this special offer with your friends.
So, come celebrate with us on National Cheesecake Day! And, stay tuned for more news about our 30th Anniversary Celebration!
Your friends at The Insider's Table


Oh. My. God.

The above message was forwarded to me by a friend. Dammit! I have a dress to fit into. This is TERRIBLE timing.

Go. Eat cheesecake next week. Do it because I can't. Plunk down your buck fifty and have a slice of my favorite dessert, chocolate cheesecake. Then come back and tell me about it.

Slowwwly.

Don't skip any parts.

*sniff*



8 comments:

Kristin said...

I've never been to the Cheesecake Factory. Ever.

Gilahi said...

I've been to Cheesecake Factory. I'd rather have Krispy Kremes. Or Dunkin' Donuts. Or Ben & Jerry's. Or Dairy Queen. Or... well, you get the idea.

Reya Mellicker said...

National Cheesecake Day? Wow, who knew?

You'd think they would schedule something like this to fall midwinter when everyone is bundled up.

If it's your favorite desert, I really think you should honor National Cheesecake Day. You'll still fit into your dress. C'mon.

Bilbo said...

No true friend would have done such a fiendish thing to you. Go ahead, have the cheesecake. You've gotta work on the batwing arms anyhow, right?

LivitLuvit said...

I think I'm the only human alive who hates cheesecake... give me salt over sugar any day. Unless it's the other kind of sugar. Then I'll take two, please.

Dixie said...

Nomnomnomnom. Raspberry chocolate cheesecake, here I come! That is, here I would come...if there were a Cheesecake Factory anywhere near me. But I'll eat some for you in spirit.

Tina said...

none near me either thank god. I'm on day two of a diet and cranky as all hell. If one of those were in driving distance I would be SO LONG skinny pants - cheese cake here I come!

lacochran said...

Kristin: It's cheesecake. 'Nuf said.

Gilahi: That's it. Mention all those food places to the hungry woman.

Reya: Maybe if the cheesecake is my only meal that day I might have a prayer.

Bilbo: Sighhhh... yes, I do.

Livitluvit: Oh, I like salt, too! And creamy. And chewy. And...

Dixie: Thank you! :)

Tina: A kindred spirit! You can do it! Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. (Except maybe cheesecake... Dammit!) I hope you make your goal. :)