I have an old soul. At least that's what a woman told me. I asked her, "What do I do with this information?" She didn't answer.
If it's true (and how does one dispute this?) that my soul is wrinkly, crotchety, arthritic and otherwise old, how does knowing this help me? I'm not at all sure.
Questions that come to mind:
- Does this mean my aura has colors that are no longer in vogue? I hope I'm not sporting an avocado layer.
- Is this one of those rare instances--like wine and cheese--where old might be preferred? [feel free to insert your own oh, so funny jokes about sediment and mold here]
- Does this mean my soul keeps coming back because I am super-together and super-evolved (Yay for my soul!) or because I can't get it right the first, second... two-hundredth time? (Mother always said I was stubborn. Gee, Mum, it's not me, it's my soul.)
- Does this buy me any special privileges anywhere? Me, at the DMV: Can you point me to the priority "old souls" line?