People say to me "Why didn't you call me on my [insert something other than what I called] phone?"
Because, I didn't consult my ever-changing, handy dandy guide of which phone to call you on at what time on what day with auto-moon phase adjustment.
Apparently, it is not enough that I called and left a message on one of your phones. What was I thinking?
Is it now my responsibility to remember that this is the day you prefer me to call you on your
Get Over Yourself.