- All we have to fear is fear itself. Stop the fear! It lowers your immunities. Parties and fear don't mix.
- No need to leave early because of work the next day. Just apply the best excuse ever: "Hi, Boss, yeah, I'm on my way in but I thought you should know I think I might have that flu everybody keeps talking about. ...well, if you think that's best. You're sure you don't want me to come in? Okay, then."
- We'll all be quarantined soon so why don't we be quarantined together? Just think, we could be the last known survivors because we were prudent enough to party.
- What's the first thing people do to ward off infection? Apply alcohol!
And who's hosting? (Hey, I'm the idea person. You can't expect me to be the implementer, too!)