Yeah, most of you are on Twitter. Not me.* I'm amazed that people even follow me on Blogger. But, according to Blogger, I do have "followers."
These aren't run of the mill people that read my blog, these are people that have signed on for special "follower" status.
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So, I got to thinking, hey, I have followers! Some of you are probably reading this right now. And that's an honor. In a creepy, stalkery way, but still an honor.***
And having followers is a big responsibility. If you're a follower, you follow.**** By definition. If my blog gets in with a bad crowd, will your blog get in with a bad crowd, too?*****
I worry. And I feel like I should be a positive influence in your life. You know, use this spot to be inspiring.
So, um, crack is whack.
There. That was uplifting, right? Carry on.
* I heard that. I am not lame. I am old school ...in a really lame way.
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***Your night vision goggles leave those circle impressions around your eyes. But, you know, on you it totally works. Really. Please don't kill me.
**** You follow?
***** I hate to be the one to tell you but I saw your blog faceplant outside the 7-11 Saturday night. Not pretty.