Hey, Hey Paula

There are three reasons you get a reality show:

1) Instructional/Entertaining: You teach useful things in an entertaining way.
Example: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

2) Funny/Entertaining: You're funny and people want to know what you'll say or do next so they can laugh along with you.
Example: Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

3) Train Wreck/It's Not Entertaining But I Can't Avert My Eyes: You're life is so disastrous that people tune in to see if you'll get an intervention or cause yourself more harm.
Example: Being Bobby Brown, Breaking Bonaduce, The Anna Nichole Show

Now Bravo has announced that Paula Abdul is doing a reality show called "Hey Paula".

Um...

Instructional?
No.

Funny?
No.

Oh, Paula.