27 November 2012

"You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone" --Joni Mitchell

Angus T. Jones, arguably the "Half" in Two and a Half Men, best known for his half-assed attempts to act, has now decided that he wants to publicly discourage people from watching the "filth" that is his hit TV show because it does not represent his religious values.

He is being paid $350,000.00.



Here are my predictions:
  • Within six months, Angus will be "released"* from his TaaHM contract, at which point the ratings will improve.
  • Angus will be unable to get another acting job. Anywhere. Ever. Not even in a Christmas pageant. 
  • Within one year, Angus will be in the headlines for snorting coke off a hooker's ass.  TMZ will run the video.
  • Within two years, Angus will be brought up on charges of tax evasion and will plead poverty (see 'coke off hooker's ass' above).
  • Within three years, Angus will be working at a Gas 'N' Sip.
Question du jour:  Does it bother you when people who have no discernible talent fall ass backwards into luck and promptly throw it away?

No reason.  Just askin'...

* Much the same way one "releases" a Taco Bell 'fourth meal' at 3 A.M.