"I am a rock" --Simon and Garfunkel

Pssst! Over here... in the bathroom! If you can just open up the medicine cabinet for me...


Thanks! Now look down here...


Here I am. Name's Rock.



I know I'm hard to see. I've gotten pale in captivity. You'd be sickly looking, too, if you were kidnapped and kept for two years in a medicine cabinet, far from your beloved home. I used to be a beautiful pale green... the color of the sea that I was frolicking in, carefree, when she grabbed me. Oh, sure... at first it was exciting. A new adventure. But the thrill is gone. Look at me. I've turned city pasty. Yuck!

I've had enough of this! They're going back and I'll be damned if they leave me behind! If I can just inch over to the edge... and... oof!


There! But there are more perils on this journey.


Dang! That's high. No turning back now...

Kawabunga!


No, no. I'm all right. Just a little dazed. I've got to continue... *hustle*hustle*

*hustle*hustle*


Talk about a long haul down a long hall... *hustle*hustle*


*hustle*hustle*


*pant*

*hustle*hustle*


Finally! My ticket to ride! *hustle*hustle*


*hustle*hustle*


*LEAP!*


{A mere two plane rides later...}


At last!


Ahhhh!!!! It's so good to be home!