Brangelina had my love child/Britney Spears can raise it

So do I have to write about sensational things like Brangelina and Britney Spears to get hits on my blog? Cause I can write about Brangelina and Britney Spears if I have to... not that I want to. Not that I don't get a little naseous just thinking about Brangelina or Britney. But if I include 27 references to both Brangelina and Britney Spears will people sit up and take notice of this blog? As if there was anything left unsaid about Brangelina or Britney Spears. And who the heck cares anymore? Could Brangelina or Britney BE any more overexposed?

Obligatory keywords: new baby, lousy mother, child endangerment, Africa, "we're country", poor Jennifer, Kevin.

Hey it works for People magazine--they write about Brangelina and Britney Spears (gosh, I hope I'm spelling those right), maybe it'll work for my little blog.

Yeah, I've sold out. In under a week. (Talk about living the American Dream!!)

I want to thank all the little people that made this moment possible: Snoop Dogg, Lindsey Lohan, K-Fed, and especially Brangelina and Britney Spears.