Jostling at Macy's
Is this final reduction?
This register closed
Office full of food
Betty made her famous cake
One more bite I'll puke
Garish lights display
People stop and gawk in road
Honking and swerving
Hideous sweater
Mom says: Now, Dear, say "thank you"
I WANTED PUPPY!
Spot last Wii on shelf
Hear Wii seekers rounding bend
Hide Wii behind Bratz
22 December 2008
Magical Holiday Moments
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so what kind of comment would earn me a chance to learn exactly where you hid that Wii?
cuz i'll write it. i'll so write it.
There has been NO food in my office. That kind of sums up this place perfectly; we all hate each other.
I was thinking the same thing as Lem. Last year we had all these baskets of goodies and homemade treats. This year...nada.
General consensus blames the recession.
Our boss is Muslim. No treats for us.
Party pooper.
Sometimes it seems like a good idea to just take a bye on Christmas, you know, sort of go on secular sabbatical? I think we all need a break!
Maybe the Jehovah's Witnesses got it right -- no holidays, no birthdays, no voting! (Except I can't quite understand how no voting buys you anything with God...)
I will now be looking behind the Bratz at every store I go to between now and Christmas.
"People stop and gawk in road"
There are some houses around here that actually have to have police directing traffic.
Poetry!
Sheer genius.
"Hide Wii behind Bratz"...
You evil, evil lady.
I love it.
f.B: Comment? We're talking PayPal.
Lemmonex: Wow. Have some of ours. Please.
Liebchen: I'd think it was cheaper to bake than to buy. Hm.
Kate: Not even at the end of Ramadan?
Barbara: Maybe god has the apolitical blues?
Katherine: Enjoy!
Mike: Irritating, no?
Fiona: When out of ideas, haiku.
LiLu: :)
Ooh, very nice!! :-D
Leisha Camden: A poetry lover, eh? Did you hear the one about the guy in Nantucket?
Absolutely not a poetry lover, actually - my favorite book of poetry is 'One Hundred Great Books in Haiku' - but these were fun. :-)
Hmmm, I snagged both the Bratz and the Wii - this was my life in the Super Target. Now if you would please tell me where you hid the Wii Fit... spiffy poetry.
Leisha Camden: Glad you enjoyed.
Linda: Not a chance. Glad you liked it.
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