"What you won't do, do for love" --Bobby Caldwell

[A different kind of twisted gourmet?]


According to SiteMeter, someone found my blog by doing a search on "gourmet bondage." This makes me surprisingly happy, on a day when other things are going "crash" and "boom" all around me. Not only found it but poked around for a bit. Imagine their disappointment.

Gourmet bondage.

Asparagus whips? Foie gras gags? Tying down your favorite chef? The Burger King doing twisted things to Mrs. Butterworth?* He does have that sexy mask.

I'm sure the rest of you are up on these terms being the bon vivants you are, but I'm a bit hopeless. (Loop? There's a loop? I'm supposed to be in it?? Is it Metro accessible?)

And I'm at work so I can't even search for it. So clue me in. What the heck is gourmet bondage?



* Don't be a snob. One man's junk food is another man's gourmet feast.