Give it a rest

You know what you need?* Here's what you need: You need to take a break.

Geez, people. I take a week and a half off and what do I come back to? 350+ posts in my Reader.

Where was all this energy when I was home sick last Fall and looking for entertainment? Now, your blogmaniacs.

People, people, people. You are working too hard. Step away from the computer. Get some fresh air. Kiss a girl. Or a boy. Or a puppy. Whatever. But for the love of god, stop posting!

Or at least keep it short.

Or I may be forced to take actions into my own hands. *cue ominous music as cursor hovers about the Mark All As Read button*



* Don't you hate people that say "You know what you need?" I always want to respond with "Mm, some bad advice from you?"