18 May 2009

Hallmark cards for blogger occasions

(front of card)

Words of concern at this difficult time




(inside card)


To a wonderful boss...

I understand you found my blog

My little stories you acquired

In them, you recognize yourself

And now you're using words like "fired
"

But please remember all the good times
How hard I've worked through lots of muck

In a job that's not so easy
And, please, forget I called you "shmuck"

Thanks for reconsidering!




Hallmark? You know where to find me.

13 comments:

Gilahi said...

I might have gone another way with a rhyme for "muck".

Malnurtured Snay said...

Nice!

LBluca77 said...

HA! I'm with Gilahi on using a different word.

f.B said...

*crosses fingers, hopes none of us ever actually need this card*

Liebchen said...

Haha - f.B. beat me to it!

AbbotOfUnreason said...

This has so many possibilities.

Front of card:
Bon voyage!

image: http://farzin.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/goodbye-card-2.jpgInside card:

Last week while googling T. Rex
I found a blog filled with sex
I was awful surprised
By your terrible lies
Now I'm telling folks that you're my ex.

Have a good life, dear!

Herb of DC said...

Fortunately I work in a group that supports my organization's social media efforts. If anything I am mocked for not using Twitter.

Kate said...

Uh oh! Hope you haven't had to use this recently!

repliderium.com said...

Yeah- I'd buy that card!

Barbara said...

This makes me very nervous, even though I no longer have a paying job. I often wondered if my boss knew about my Blog when I was working. I was extremely careful not to use names, but I was not overly kind to my last boss or to a couple of people who caused me untold problems. I hope you never need to send one of these cards...

Mike said...

"In a job that's not so easy
And, please, forget I called you "shmuck"."

In a job that's not so easy
because I really don't give a ....

Wv: latiogis - A tiogis that belongs to LA.

Sean said...

Personally, I think much and shmuck is very well done!

lacochran's evil twin said...

Gilahi, LBluca77, AbbotofUnreason, Mike: Please see today's post for an exciting opportunity!

Malnurtured Snay, repliderium.com, Sean: :) Thanks.

f.B, Liebchen, Kate, Barbara: So far, so good. Let's keep a happy thought.

Herb of DC: There are much worse things to be mocked for!