Beach Beds

Am I the only one who doesn't find the beach bed trend appealing? Everywhere you look at the glitziest of beach resorts there are beds out in the open. On the beach, on bar terraces, by the pool. Jeez. Is a lounge chair insufficient for what you want to do at these places? Just what IS going on behind those curtains on the beach bed? I don't want to think about it. Doesn't it make it all just way too tawdry when it's so obvious?? Ew. Guess I'm a prude. Okay, I can accept that but most people I see on vacation don't even look good on lounge chairs. Do we really need to imagine, not to mention hear, more? Again, gotta go with: Ew.