See that? That's a hearse. For reals. So what, you say.*
Look closely at my crappy, in-motion picture. That's a hearse--With. A. Luggage. Rack.
Yeah.
Maybe you can take it with you...?
Maybe this is for all those people that you meet and you think, "Geez, they have so much baggage, they're gonna need a hearse with a luggage rack." Okay, I've never thought that part after the comma, but I will from now on.
Hm, if I was gonna customize a hearse I think there's better features than a luggage rack. Maybe a bar for the mourners?
Meanwhile, in a completely different direction, I was reading The Foggy Dew's** post and that got me to the question of the day:
Lingerie: A wonderful thing or just one more thing that's in the way?
Discuss.
* I love it when you're impudent. ( Come a little closer. I'll give you impudent.)
** A very cool guy to hang out with, by the way.
16 July 2009
Sex and death, but not in that order
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Just in the way. In the end you are just going to get nuded up anyways - I've always been a big proponent of the whip cream bikini.
Girls don't always react well when I come out wearing one, though.
How funny, I love lingerie, but hubby just thinks it's a waste of time.
I think lingerie can be so freaking hot, but I get annoyed when the men don't notice. It really can enhance.
When I am rich I will own drawers of Agent Provocateur.
Lingerie got in the way of my Naval Academy appointment.
bras are 100% necessary., alternative?
Larger pant size to accommodate boobs in waistband...sighs
Ditto Lem, 100%. I love lingerie. Sometimes I wear it just on my own, not for anyone else...too much?
I've never dated a guy who cared about lingerie in the least. My husband and I both marveled yesterday that we had on matching black briefs, but that's about as far as the discussion ever goes.
I much prefer to invest in things more people see! :)
Lingerie is a wonderful thing, on or on the way off.
Luggage rack on a hearse ... for flowers you think? Wow.
Lingerie: with access points.
I don't get guys who think lingerie is something that's just in the way. It's hot to know a woman has dressed up like that for me, hot to see her dressed like that, and hot to know that being seen like that turns her on too. And of course everyone knows that part of the fun of birthdays is unwrapping the present.
I like lingerie. I just wish that the price of the sexiest lingerie wasn't inversely proportional to the amount of material it contains. And someday, under the lubrication of enough beer, I'll tell you about the time my roommate and I stole a hearse.
Lingerie=wonderful thing.
As long as the lingerie is easy to take off, then it adds a nice dimension to foreplay.:)
I think it's a huge, expensive waste of time. The bf loves it. I think it's only because he doesn't have to try to make his fatness look sexy covered in lace.
I love lingerie. I like having a pretty (or naughtly) little something on under my boring work suit. I always have - in a relationship or out. Its more for me than him.
I'd like to point out that I wasn't bashing lingerie. Like most men, I enjoy seeing a woman in a sexy black, white, red, lepoard print etc. etc. get up. Do you know how long we boys have to practice before we can take a bra off one-handed? Yeah, a long time. It's a treasured skill. Although, I've decided any lingerie I buy in the future will be a loan rather than a gift. On too many occasions have I given sexy underthings only to know that some other dude was getting pleasure out of something I paid for.
What I was saying was, given the choice of red or black in the commercial, the answer should have been neither accompanied by an appropriately leering look and raised eyebrows.
I think lingerie's great in the beginning, but, well, after a while... the secret's out, yanno?
Plus, it's expensive. And I've found that cowboy boots go a long way.
What?
LiLu - yes, the cowboy boots may go a long way, but PLEASE lose the spurs!
I am waiting for hearses with spoiler packages and ground effects...maybe in time for P Diddy's funeral whenever he accidentally auto-erotically asphixiates himself...
Narm, Herb of DC: I'll bet you look yummy.
Little Ms Blogger: There does seem to be very diverse opinions on it.
Lemmonex: It's annoying to go to any effort and not be noticed for it.
Fiona: Do you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Liebchen: Not at all. I asked and I appreciate the feedback.
Barbara: But were you wearing yours or his?
Reya Mellicker: Hadn't thought of that but I'll bet that's what it's for. Clever woman!
Mike: You are strategic.
Alex: And the cake! Don't forget the cake.
Bilbo: My, my. Was the hearse "occupied"?
Hanna: You don't want to get caught in it. Check.
liferehab: Ha! Turnabout is fairplay. Or foreplay. Or something.
Tina: It's good to know what works for you.
FoggyDew: Thanks for the clarification.
LiLu: Absolutely.
Organic Meatbag: Isn't your name a good one for the funeral business?
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