"Nothing compares to you" --Sinead O'Connor

Bobby: Mom, can I eat something else?

Mom: You begged me for the cornflakes with the tiger on it, remember?

Bobby: Yeah, but these taste funny.

Mom: I can't be throwing food out all the time, Bobby.

Bobby: *pouting*

Mom: Well, luckily these were on sale. Fine. Pour that out. I got you the kind with the toucan on it, too...

"There's so much that we need to share..." --Supertramp

One of the nice things about where I work is that they do food collections for the area food bank. What's a food bank? It's a place that gives away food. You're hungry and can't afford food? They feed you. Oh, sure, you may have to fill out a 17 page form, but, still... Cool, right?

I think I've been pretty consistent on my pro-food stance. Check my record. I have never been anti-food. No waffling here! Wait, waffles are good, too. I'm more of a pancake gal, but live and let live.

Here's the collection box for the food bank:



Looks like people have been generous. Let's take a closer look...


Lots of soup in a cup style meals. Well, that's easy, I suppose. Plus, no going stale here.

Hm... is that...?

And that...?
And that...?

Nutrisystem? Somebody ordered Nutrisystem food and is now giving it away to needy people?


Maybe we'll cease to be the only country in the world with overweight poor people.

Sex and death, but not in that order

See that? That's a hearse. For reals. So what, you say.*

Look closely at my crappy, in-motion picture. That's a hearse--With. A. Luggage. Rack.

Yeah.

Maybe you can take it with you...?

Maybe this is for all those people that you meet and you think, "Geez, they have so much baggage, they're gonna need a hearse with a luggage rack." Okay, I've never thought that part after the comma, but I will from now on.

Hm, if I was gonna customize a hearse I think there's better features than a luggage rack. Maybe a bar for the mourners?

Meanwhile, in a completely different direction, I was reading The Foggy Dew's** post and that got me to the question of the day:

Lingerie: A wonderful thing or just one more thing that's in the way?

Discuss.




* I love it when you're impudent. ( Come a little closer. I'll give you impudent.)

** A very cool guy to hang out with, by the way.