23 June 2009

"Baby, stop all your pretendin'" --Kelly Clarkson

The lovely and talented Little Ms Blogger (have you seen the icing on this cupcake?) has tagged me for a meme. (Thanks, Chica!) As I have spent the day learning more about sexy, sexy pivot tables than anyone in the free world has a right to know, this is a fine time to do a meme.

The concept: "Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."

What is your biggest contribution to the world?

I invented the intersection of sloth and lust. Come Sunday afternoon, you'll thank me.

What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours?

They have the ability to make mountains out of molehills. Sadly, my molehills are just hills that moles live in. It's hard to build a molehill getaway.

What did you eat last night?

Well, if you count chewing my way through the restraints, ... oh... um... let's see...

I found out I didn't get chosen for the new reality show "So You Think You Can Spot Weld" so I ate my heart out.

What really lights your fire?

Men who don't know when I'm interested in them and they ignore me. That's hot.

What is the last thing that really pissed you off?

Peace, love and understanding. As Elvis Costello notes, there's nothing funny about that.

Name something you hoard and keep from others:

My brilliance. Wouldn't want to intimidate anyone.

What’s the laziest thing you ever did?

(See what I did there?)

I'm tagging the people behind the spiffin' blogs: travelin through, SuburbanFizz, Fresh Muddy Waters, Learning to Fly, hey pretty, fever, and Living the life in the LBC. Of course they don't have to do it, but we'll all be silently judging them if they don't.


Little Ms Blogger said...

I loved your responses, but I think my fav is Lust.

I totally agree, being ignored by someone you're interested in is TOTALLY HOT.

Narm said...

I'm completely ignoring you - is it working?

Titania said...

Hmmm, if I ignore it, will you love me forever? ok, ok... I will respond to my tagging call, the silent final judgment is the scariest thing ever

Mike said...

Bless you.

Lora said...

this is awesome. I'm getting on it asap.

Anonymous said...

"Men who don't know when I'm interested in them and they ignore me. That's hot."

Really? Is this why those girls keep calling me back. I am confused.

f.B said...

So you don't like making mountains out of molehills, eh? I guess that's cool. But what's not to love about needless drama-construction, though?

Matt said...

Maybe I should just start ignoring girls then?

Herb of DC said...

Maybe you should show men your pivot tables?

LiLu said...

It's not even Sunday, and I'll thank you all the same. Delicious, that intersection is.

kelsi said...

it's ok, you didn't really want to be on sytycsw, anyway. you'll do much better on american blogger.

lacochran said...

Little Ms Blogger: I'm getting flushed just thinking about it.

Narm: Always.

Titania: Scorn is a powerful thing. Thanks for playing. :)

Mike: Oh, you'll get yours, my pretty. And your little dog, too.

Lora: Glad you decided to be honored. Not everybody does. :)

justjp: We like to keep you off-balance.

f.B: I've always preferred comedy to drama.

Matt: Stop showering, too.

Herb of DC: I'll show them mine if they'll show me theirs.

LiLu: :) You're most welcome.

Kelsi: Does that mean I'll have to hawk blog-sponsor products?