We are in different rooms. I am reading aloud from a Hollyhock catalog...
Me: Ooo, they have meditation classes. You like meditation.
Me: Do you want to "awaken joy"?
Hubby: Who's Joy? And why would I want to wake her up?
Hubby: I didn't even ask if "awaken" was one word or two.
Me: *pause* HEEEEYYY!