10 March 2009

A quickie

After chili at the Hard Times Cafe Saturday, we go into the pool hall in the back.

Me: Can we get a table?

Bartender: I don't have the balls.

Me: *blink* I'm, uh... sorry...?

Bartender, pointing at the waitresses behind a different bar: The ladies have the balls.


PQ said...

Yes...yes we do.

Liebchen said...

Haha. You couldn't have scripted it better if you'd tried.

Narm said...

Get your mind out of the gutter, pervert.

Kate said...

We've got the biggest, balls of them all.

fiona said...

Now that is a man who "gets it" lol
Yeah, for ladies with balls!
* doing the "I've got balls and I know how to use them" dance *

rs27 said...

But we're the immature ones.


Malnurtured Snay said...

He must be married.

I have all of mine! Woohoo!

The Pumpernickel said...

hahaha. I wonder how many times the guy says that in the course of an evening.

f.B said...

Poor guy. You're probably at least customer #2501 to hear about his missing balls.

Gilahi said...

And she did! Sixteen of them!

Barbara said...

He obviously didn't think this one through first. Did he ever figure out that he appeared to be castrated?

LiLu said...


Did he even get it? It makes it sooo much better if he didn't.

In other news, I'm 5.

LBluca77 said...

HAHA I don't think I could have controlled my laughter. As a lady I am proud to say I have have the balls.

Ok fine maybe I am not a lady but I still have the balls.

Stimey said...

Who knew Hard Times had a pool table? I've only gone with 3 rambunctious kids, so we try to stay in the front away from the adults.

Mike said...

I hope for the guys sake they were still attached.

GreenCanary said...

'Bout time someone noticed.

lacochran said...

PQ, Kate, Fiona, Lbluca77: Wear loose pants and maybe no one will notice.

Liebchen: It seemed too easy.

Narm: Pot? This is kettle.

Rs27: It's not an exclusive title.

Malnurtured Snay: "all" of yours? I'd ask how many but... no, don't tell me.

The Pumpernickel: Me, too.

f.B: He didn't look happy.

Gilahi: Yet, she was surprisingly light on her feet.

Barbara, LiLu: Hard to say for sure. If he understood, he didn't let on.

Stimey: Thank you for that. Some have them (Springfield) and some don't (Alexandria).

Mike: Erm, no.

GreenCanary: :)