26 March 2009

Give it a rest

You know what you need?* Here's what you need: You need to take a break.

Geez, people. I take a week and a half off and what do I come back to? 350+ posts in my Reader.

Where was all this energy when I was home sick last Fall and looking for entertainment? Now, your blogmaniacs.

People, people, people. You are working too hard. Step away from the computer. Get some fresh air. Kiss a girl. Or a boy. Or a puppy. Whatever. But for the love of god, stop posting!

Or at least keep it short.

Or I may be forced to take actions into my own hands. *cue ominous music as cursor hovers about the Mark All As Read button*



* Don't you hate people that say "You know what you need?" I always want to respond with "Mm, some bad advice from you?"

12 comments:

Shannon said...

Nooo! At least, read about Amoeba Weenie.

Kate said...

I'm gonna keep writing. It keeps me sane and it makes YOU crazy. Just like everything else I do.

repliderium.com said...

It's your own fault- you forgot to post "Don't anyone do anything exciting while I'm gone"
;)

f.B said...

I.. I can't help myself. I am shamed.

fiona said...

Delete me...at your peril! LOL

wc#3 said...

"Kiss a girl."

Last time I did that I got smacked... :p

Matt said...

I kissed a girl and I liked it!

Barbara said...

For God's sake, just cheat and read everyone's latest post. :)

Herb of DC said...

Go on...mark them read. It's very liberating sometimes.

lacochran said...

Shannon: Did! Thanks for pointing me to the gold!

Kate: How can you say that?! Was that you behind me in the airplane squealing and kicking my seat?

Repliderium.com: I knew I forgot something!

f.B: My job is done.

Fiona: Is there Scottish mafia?

Wc#3: Well, it depends WHERE you kiss her.

Matt: There ya go!

Barbara: Hey! You mean you don't read every single word I write? I'm... I'm... SO disillusioned!

Herb of DC: It's true. Thanks for the lack of guilt.

D.C. Confidential / Janet Kincaid said...

My blog entry today is short and sweet. I predict you'll be able to read it in 1.7 seconds or less.

Glad you're home. I missed your writing.

Just sayin'...

emma said...

I was having this exact same thought.
Please, people, stop being so damn productive!