25 February 2009

"What you won't do, do for love" --Bobby Caldwell

[A different kind of twisted gourmet?]


According to SiteMeter, someone found my blog by doing a search on "gourmet bondage." This makes me surprisingly happy, on a day when other things are going "crash" and "boom" all around me. Not only found it but poked around for a bit. Imagine their disappointment.

Gourmet bondage.

Asparagus whips? Foie gras gags? Tying down your favorite chef? The Burger King doing twisted things to Mrs. Butterworth?* He does have that sexy mask.

I'm sure the rest of you are up on these terms being the bon vivants you are, but I'm a bit hopeless. (Loop? There's a loop? I'm supposed to be in it?? Is it Metro accessible?)

And I'm at work so I can't even search for it. So clue me in. What the heck is gourmet bondage?



* Don't be a snob. One man's junk food is another man's gourmet feast.

22 comments:

f.B said...

I don't know what "gourmet bondage" was before, but now it's a neverending circle. Because I searched for it and one of your posts is the first hit. So it seems "gourmet bondage" begins and ends here.

restaurant refugee said...

Gourmet Bondage: when the edible panties are made by a Michelin starred chef.

repliderium.com said...

Maybe it's when you make the whip topping from scratch rather than the aerosol can?

Barbara said...

Search strings are always entertaining. At least half my first-time hits come from "how to grow lentils". When I wrote that post years ago, I didn't think anyone else would ever wonder...

rs27 said...

Gourmet bondage would be delicious.

fiona said...

Gordon Ramsay tied to my bed...yummy

Alex said...

I dare you to try that on Google Image Search...

Mike said...
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Mike said...

I did a search. This post was the first hit on google. Then I searched the images. There's 48,000 hits. I'll report back in a few weeks.

I deleted my first comment. One typo I can stand. Two and it's delete time.

Gilahi said...

I dunno. It seems like it would have to involve whipped cream, beaten eggs, and hard cheese. Or would that be gourmet S&M?

Matt said...

I dont know either but it sounds delicious.

Kristen said...

I have no idea, but I get a very wrong image of Mario Batali in a ball gag and gimp outfit.

That's going to take a while to come out.

D.C. Confidential said...

Well, if I was married with kids and the expectation was that cooking was my duty, I'd say trying to figure out what to have for dinner every night would be gourmet bondage. I'm not married and I don't have kids and I still face that dilemma every night, so it can't be that.

If it involves chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and breasts, I'm there. Oh, sorry. Was that TMI?

Kate said...

Wasn't there food in 9 1/2 Weeks - that movie that was the dirtiest one I'd EVER SEEN in my life when I was a freshman in college?

Kate said...

Weird. I have absolutely no idea! You'll have to let me know when you figure it out.

Bilbo said...

When I posted the cartoon about the potted plant that liked to be potbound, but only with a safeword, I got all sorts of strange comments and hits from odd places. You just never know...

Titania said...

For some reason this post made me think of Hugh Jackman inside a doughnut covered on chocolate and powder sugar... I can't figure out why...

LBluca77 said...

Even food likes it dirty sometimes.

lacochran said...

f.B: At yet somebody came looking for it before they found me...

Restaurant Refugee: I like it!

Repliderium.com: But a KitchenAid is an acceptable toy to use?

Barabara: I never thought about it. Now I'm curious.

Rs27, Matt: Well, yes.

Fiona: You'd have to pick a safeword that wasn't an expletive.

Alex, Mike: Hm. Methinks I better check this out on non-work time.

Gilahi: Isn't "hard cheese" the kind of thing Barney Fife used to say?

Kristin: Oy!

D.C. Confidential: Of course not. You did comment on a Thursday, after all.

Kate: There was!

Kate: You bet!

Bilbo: Actually, it was your reference to gourmet bondage in a comment on my string cheese post that the seeker found. So, apparently, you are the root of all gourmet bondage.

Titania: You mean more than usual?

LBluca77: Words to live by.

Titania said...

Yeah, I know... I am having a bad case of HughJackmanitis since I saw him dancing, jumping, singing and all round irresistible at the Oscars

ycycle said...

Better yet WHY is someone searching for gourmet bondage? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

On second thought...in a world where we are multi-tasking the heck out of life...WHY NOT?! Two obsessions wrapped into one?

Sounds delicious. Bon Appetit!

emma said...

I must admit I am now completely intrigued by gourmet bondage. Must do some research.

And you are not alone on the weird search terms. I've gotten "zombie piggy bank" "fat granny sex" and "pleasure in my breast" to name a few. I'm still curious about exactly what kind of pleasure in the breast the (I'm assuming) woman who plugged that into google was concerned about. Maybe she'd gotten too into gourmet bondage.