- Fiesta Chicken Chopped Salad
- Seasonal Berry and Spinach Salad
- California Shrimp Salad
- Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad
- Oriental Chicken Salad
- Fried Chicken Salad
Okay, so that leaves 2 & 3, not so bad. Both titles sound promising. I read the descriptions for them.
The Seasonal Berry and Spinach Salad has "Grilled Chicken Breast" as its third ingredient. You know, for those people that want chicken in their salad but don't want it in their salad title.**
What's this? The California Shrimp Salad has no chicken! Huzzah!!!!! A salad without chicken!!!!
However, the third ingredient in the California Shrimp Salad is "Crumbled Bacon".
That's right. Every single Applebee's salad comes with meat. By default. Because nothing says 'salad' like meat!
I ordered the California Shrimp Salad. Without the bacon. Without the avocado. With the dressing on the side.*** And, to their credit, they brought the salad quickly and exactly as ordered. I tipped well.
Question du jour: Will you risk being perceived as
* Well, you don't have to be that surprised. I have been known to finish exer... um, there was that once I... er... I see your point.
Sally Albright: But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real; if it's out of the can then nothing.
Waitress: Not even the pie?
Sally Albright: No, I want the pie, but then not heated.