15 December 2009

"Strange brew" --Cream



Because it is the holiday season and I'm feeling all givey...

Jammin Johns (Music to Your Rear!)

a gift idea for the musically-butted person in your life, I suppose.

And...

Hats of Meat

because...

because...

well, no good reason. I just sometimes find things on the Internet that make me feel so much better about myself.

20 comments:

Kate said...

Just so you know, I can't see the Hats of Meat on my work internet. It's naughty or something. Hahahah!

The Bug said...

Kate - be glad! Not naughty, but really I should have waited until AFTER lunch to click on that link!

charlotteharris said...

Ooooh... nice! And I bet last year you gave Big Mouth Billy Bass for gifts!

Liebchen said...

I can actually think of someone who would enjoy both of those things. Like, a lot.

Sean said...

I'd be scared to be attacked by birds or squirrels if I wore a hat of meat. Plus, you couldn't wear one to the zoo!

Alice said...

ha! i was just having the "omg, do you remember before the internet??" talk with someone.. her kids literally will never know life without the internet and google and wikipedia. weird.

Toe said...

I was in such a need to see people in meat hats and I didn't even know it. Thanks!

emmajames said...

One of the best benefits of the internet is who easy it is to feel better about oneself by searching out really fucked up things.

Tina said...

Some day I am going to be the cranky old lady telling kids "in my day you had to look up references in a card catalog - that's right a million tiny drawers with a gajillion little cards then go find the article in some reference gook that weighed two tons and was on a self 8 feet above your head. In the snow!! Both ways!!" Oh wait - I already do that.

I find myself seriously disappointed that the Jammin Johns don't actualy play music for your rear whilst you are enthroned. I feel like there has been some false advertising here.

And the meat hats - very very disturbing.

Mike said...

A new twist on an old theme. Archie Bunker and his son-in-law meathead.

Barbara said...

I somehow can't imagine sausages hanging down from my ears. Maybe raw meat is good for your hair. Wouldn't surprise me.

Janet Kincaid said...

That hats of meat thing? That's disgusting. I think I could go vegan as a result of looking at those atrocities. Blech!

LiLu said...

I would also submit this for your consideration.

LBluca77 said...

A hat made of bacon would be the greatest thing anyone ever got me.

Little Ms Blogger said...

Should I ask what you do in your spare time?

How the hell did you find this? Did you actually type in Hats of Meat because you thought it'd make a good gift or you wanted a sirloin for your head?

Moooooog35 said...

File 'hats of meat' under the 'why didn't I think of this first' category.

Dammit.

Hannah said...

Next Christmas, I'm definitely buying a guitar shaped toilet seat for my dad. He plays the guitar so why not?

Cyndy said...

I want to know why in the world Mark Twain said that. It makes no sense!

Matt said...

Merry Christmas!!

lacochran said...

Kate: Moronic? Yes. Naughty? No.

The Bug: Perhaps I should have posted a warning label.

charlotteharris: BMBB is a classic, I tell you, a classic!

Liebchen: Klassy.

Sean: The giraffes might decide that a veggie diet isn't their thing after all.

Alice: Weird, indeed. Can't say I miss my World Book Encyclopedias, though.

Toe: My job is done.

emmajames: There's no shortage.

Tina: I remember card catalogs. How sad is that? And, right? Those johns need to be programmable. Maybe hook to your ipod.

Mike: Survey says..... [X] *bzzt*.

Barbara: Me, either. But I'm often late to fashion trends.

Janet Kincaid: Well, yeah!

LiLu: LOVE it!

LBluca77: *makes note for next Christmas*

Little Ms Blogger: If I told you, you wouldn't need me anymore.

Moooooog35: It does seem right up your alley.

Hannah: He'll love it. How could he not?

Cyndy: Huh?

Matt: Happy National Bicarbonate of Soda Day!