21 April 2008

Why not just say "Free Mercedes"?

I and 70 others received the following e-mail message at work today with the subject "Lost Keys":

Hello everyone-

If anyone lost a set of keys in the (company) store. Please claim them before 4:30 in the (company) store or they will be taken to the Security office after 4:30.

The key ring have a Mercedes key, MVP card, and a Giant’s card.

Um, I'm pretty sure that these keys will get claimed one way or another.

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