Angus T. Jones, arguably the "Half" in Two and a Half Men, best known for his half-assed attempts to act, has now decided that he wants to publicly discourage people from watching the "filth" that is his hit TV show because it does not represent his religious values.
He is being paid $350,000.00.
PER.
EPISODE.
Here are my predictions:
- Within six months, Angus will be "released"* from his TaaHM contract, at which point the ratings will improve.
- Angus will be unable to get another acting job. Anywhere. Ever. Not even in a Christmas pageant.
- Within one year, Angus will be in the headlines for snorting coke off a hooker's ass. TMZ will run the video.
- Within two years, Angus will be brought up on charges of tax evasion and will plead poverty (see 'coke off hooker's ass' above).
- Within three years, Angus will be working at a Gas 'N' Sip.
No reason. Just askin'...
* Much the same way one "releases" a Taco Bell 'fourth meal' at 3 A.M.
6 comments:
Yes. The outburst from this person is odd. I've never seen the show so I can't speak to his acting talents but I know the show has been around for years and think it's really asinine to speak up now and in such a negative way.
I read about this and "yes," I find it profoundly disturbing, especially given how a large portion of the world lives in dire poverty. You want hubris to smack him upside his head.
I was reading Amy Winehouse's biography (by her father,) and all of her life her parents indulged her, then without really paying any dues, she zoomed to international fame, then basically blew it up her nose or pissed it away.
I never watch that show, but have followed the drama in recent years. So many people who would love the opportunity. Fire him, and give them the chance....and did you read that Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 to pay off a portion of her back IRS debt..PLUS gave a hooker beaucoup bucks because she wanted a tighter vagina? WHAT a humanitarian.
In his initial attempt at self destruction he's done really well.
If it weren't for the fact that he was making his statement based on religious reasons I would think that he was drunk or high when he made the statement. And yes, it DOES bother me when people take their extra luck & piss all over it. Why can't they just give it to me?
Yes! It does, but then again Desperate Housewives and the Kardashians aren't eager to "throw it away" and they really, really should! ;)
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