Angus T. Jones, arguably the "Half" in Two and a Half Men, best known for his half-assed attempts to act, has now decided that he wants to publicly discourage people from watching the "filth" that is his hit TV show because it does not represent his religious values.
He is being paid $350,000.00.
Here are my predictions:
- Within six months, Angus will be "released"* from his TaaHM contract, at which point the ratings will improve.
- Angus will be unable to get another acting job. Anywhere. Ever. Not even in a Christmas pageant.
- Within one year, Angus will be in the headlines for snorting coke off a hooker's ass. TMZ will run the video.
- Within two years, Angus will be brought up on charges of tax evasion and will plead poverty (see 'coke off hooker's ass' above).
- Within three years, Angus will be working at a Gas 'N' Sip.
No reason. Just askin'...
* Much the same way one "releases" a Taco Bell 'fourth meal' at 3 A.M.