So, maybe I'm not cut out for jazz.
See what I did there? I hedged. I didn't say "I don't like jazz." because we all know the answer to that is "You just don't get jazz." As in, you're not musically sophisticated enough to understand and appreciate what you are listening to.
You can say you don't like country or rap or baroque. But jazz? Nope--you haven't evolved.
Questions du jour: How did jazz get this exemption? How do you feel about jazz?