We interrupt regularly scheduled programming for this important announcement

For the love of god, people, this is your last day to vote! And (just like the American election system) we are down to only two real choices: "your blogmuffin" and "Hoss", which are completely tied up! OMG!OMG!OMG! Don't throw your vote away on Ron Paul, I mean "your jujubee".

Poll is still open, as I write this, but hurry. Figure out what you want me to call you. Up there, on the right... DO IT!!

PS to the paranoids (Yeah, I'm looking at you lurkers): The poll does not track you. I have no idea who you are or what you voted for, so step up, people!