13 October 2011
What's wrong with this picture? Take a minute and look. I'll wait.
I mean besides the fact that one of these guys is actually named Poindexter.
See something strange here? Ye-ah. That's right. These guys want to carve you up in the interest of making you the best-looking you you can be.
With the too big ears. And the too large tummy. And the uneven smiles. And the saggy eyes. And the deep indents around the mouth. And... do I need to go on?
Mmm, no. Just--no. And don't ask to be my personal shopper or my tanning consultant, either.