13 October 2011

"We are beautiful in every single way" --Christina Aguilera


What's wrong with this picture?  Take a minute and look.  I'll wait.

I mean besides the fact that one of these guys is actually named Poindexter.  

See something strange here?  Ye-ah.  That's right.  These guys want to carve you up in the interest of making you the best-looking you you can be.

These guys. 

With the too big ears.  And the too large tummy.  And the uneven smiles.  And the saggy eyes.  And the deep indents around the mouth.  And... do I need to go on?

Mmm, no.  Just--no.  And don't ask to be my personal shopper or my tanning consultant, either.

6 comments:

AbbotOfUnreason said...

There's this expression: "The cobbler's children have no shoes."

Or maybe it's like that puzzle about getting your hair cut: a man walks into a town with only two barbers. One barber has a great haircut, looks awesome. The other looks like his hair has been attacked by an angry weasel. Which barber should he go to?

Vivian said...

They three look like they would hit on you, black-out drunk, at a bar.

Titania said...

hahaha, funny, that was exactly the first thing I noticed too. They are too ugly to be fixing anyone else's aesthetics.

altho.... "en casa de herrero, cuchillo de palo"

ellen said...

Everyone knows men are perfect just the way they are and women "need a little work".

Barbara said...

Cosmetic surgery is big business these days -- of course they are smiling all the way to the bank. One of my neighbors has figured out how to reverse the aging process after contributing heavily to someone like these guys. If I tried it, I would undoubtedly come out like some of the mistakenly stretched patients...

Alice said...

UGH. can you imagine going in for a consultation, and one of THOSE GUYS marking you up with a sharpie in all the places you "need improvement"?? NOT LIKELY BUB.