
After chili at the Hard Times Cafe Saturday, we go into the pool hall in the back.
Me: Can we get a table?
Bartender: I don't have the balls.
Me: *blink* I'm, uh... sorry...?
Bartender, pointing at the waitresses behind a different bar: The ladies have the balls.
Yes...yes we do.
ReplyDeleteHaha. You couldn't have scripted it better if you'd tried.
ReplyDeleteGet your mind out of the gutter, pervert.
ReplyDeleteWe've got the biggest, balls of them all.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a man who "gets it" lol
ReplyDeleteYeah, for ladies with balls!
* doing the "I've got balls and I know how to use them" dance *
But we're the immature ones.
ReplyDeleteRight.
He must be married.
ReplyDeleteI have all of mine! Woohoo!
hahaha. I wonder how many times the guy says that in the course of an evening.
ReplyDeletePoor guy. You're probably at least customer #2501 to hear about his missing balls.
ReplyDeleteAnd she did! Sixteen of them!
ReplyDeleteHe obviously didn't think this one through first. Did he ever figure out that he appeared to be castrated?
ReplyDeleteBAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid he even get it? It makes it sooo much better if he didn't.
In other news, I'm 5.
HAHA I don't think I could have controlled my laughter. As a lady I am proud to say I have have the balls.
ReplyDeleteOk fine maybe I am not a lady but I still have the balls.
Who knew Hard Times had a pool table? I've only gone with 3 rambunctious kids, so we try to stay in the front away from the adults.
ReplyDeleteI hope for the guys sake they were still attached.
ReplyDelete'Bout time someone noticed.
ReplyDeletePQ, Kate, Fiona, Lbluca77: Wear loose pants and maybe no one will notice.
ReplyDeleteLiebchen: It seemed too easy.
Narm: Pot? This is kettle.
Rs27: It's not an exclusive title.
Malnurtured Snay: "all" of yours? I'd ask how many but... no, don't tell me.
The Pumpernickel: Me, too.
f.B: He didn't look happy.
Gilahi: Yet, she was surprisingly light on her feet.
Barbara, LiLu: Hard to say for sure. If he understood, he didn't let on.
Stimey: Thank you for that. Some have them (Springfield) and some don't (Alexandria).
Mike: Erm, no.
GreenCanary: :)