22 April 2011
20 April 2011
As long as we're discussing bathroom-related stuff... I'd thought I'd share these recent bathroom oddities:
In a conference facility bathroom, I saw this.*
What's this? A standard flush toilet. But there's a sign...
Huh? Like an idiot, I looked around. No button anywhere. Guess I was lucky, there was that high-tech handle.
And in a local restaurant, I found a toilet with guest seating:
How... *perplexed look* ...gracious?
Despite the stereotype, I do not need girlfriends to accompany me to the Ladies Room.*** Especially, not into the same stall. Call me un-share-y if you must. I guess the chair comes in handy if you need to take a child in with you and you don't have one of these...
But I've never known a child to just wait patiently in a chair while Mom uses the facilities. Most toddlers spend their time stooping down to play "peek-a-boo" with the person in the next stall. Which brings me to the question du jour:
What is the protocol for responding to this? Is a discrete kick out of the question?
* I almost wrote "In a conference facility bathroom, I came upon this." but thought better of it.**
** In other news, I'm eight.
***What do these ladies do when they're alone? Hold it?
13 April 2011
Can we talk towels?* (Anyone can talk turkey, amIright?)
I have had the experience of being in a guy's bathroom and smelling an odor. And, because sometimes I am too curious for my own good, I tracked that odor to its source: the towels. Ever smell someone's towels and think "Ew!"? This particular Ew! smell was of the musty, moldy sort. And, since everything else appeared to be reasonably clean/non-smelly, I realized this person must have been using these towels, sans washing, since Balki was telling cousin Larry, "Well, of courz nut, don be reedeeculous!"
I wondered if I got close to this reusing towel guy**, would he also have that smell? (Ew!) Did he not smell the smell? Did he smell it and like it? Did he just not care? None of these were good options so I never broached the subject with him. I, also, gratefully never found need to stay at his place. On rare visits that included a bathroom break, I dried my hands on my pants.
On the other end of the towelly spectrum, we have sometimes stayed with folks who provided us with fresh towels every day. EVERY. DAY. Even the fancy hotels try to avoid that nowadays, citing environmental concerns.
My folks never covered this topic with me and I don't really want to learn it on the streets. So, I'm asking you (answers to any or all are appreciated):
- How often do you change your own bath towel?
- Do you have separate "guest" towels?
- When you are in a bathroom and there are paper "guest" towels (aka printed napkins) and regular (terry) hand towels, which do you go for?
- What's your clean towel frequency expectation when staying with someone else?
- Am I the only one that loves those new public restroom high-powered hand dryers that nearly blow your skin off?
* Because you count on me to take on the important topics of the day. Tomorrow... Butterfinger versus Chunky Singles: Which candy has the best porn name?
** And, no, he was not Vince, of ShamWow! fame.