To end a week that whipped my tail We head to Murphy's for music and ale Your guitar playing is fine And you sing a good rhyme But your non-stop, lame jokes? ==> Total FAIL.
I myself would have used the term "epic fail" instead of "total fail"... it just sounds better.
nice limerick though - were you talking about Murphy's on 24th?? If yes then you reminded me to write my post about why there needs to be so many irish bars in DC...
How much did you have to drink before you wrote this? Attemted iambic pentameter could be a new test.
ReplyDeleteThat guy must have really been bad.
HEY -
What's the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
Vagitarian
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
Klondike
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
They need a map
Mike: You're a riot, Alice. In your honor:
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Drunken rhyming is the bestest!
ReplyDeleteI'm not drunk so I won't attempt it.
Kristen: There's once was a man from Nantucket...
ReplyDeleteI myself would have used the term "epic fail" instead of "total fail"... it just sounds better.
ReplyDeletenice limerick though - were you talking about Murphy's on 24th?? If yes then you reminded me to write my post about why there needs to be so many irish bars in DC...
Jon: Everyone's a critic. Murphy's on King Street. There sure are lots and lots of Irish bars in DC and the surrounding metro area. Have at it.
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